So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies
"Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"
"Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a 12 inch tall man out of his jacket pocket. The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"
"Sure" replied the guy and with that the 12 inch tall man supped back his whiskey.
"That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"
With that the guy flips a coin along the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.
"That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"
"Of course" says the guy,
"Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a wanker
There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.
So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says, 'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'
'OK,' says the guy.
He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, 'You have one wish.
'The man thinks about it suddenly there are a million ducks crowding the bar, qwacking and flapping.
He tells the barman, 'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks, a asked for a million bucks.'
The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'