30 July 2010

Friday Joke - Which Airline?

A young man overhears a women at a party say that she is a flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her with his knowledge of the World of commercial travel.

He leans across to her and says the British Airlines motto ‘Come fly the friendly skys’. The woman looks at him blankly. He retreats and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto ‘Winning the hearts of the world’. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
motto: ‘Going beyond expectations’.

The woman looks at him sternly and says ‘What the fu # k do you want?’
‘Ah!’ he says, with a smile on his face...

‘Delta Airlines’.

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