NotW Jokes

Wow, who saw that coming? Harry Potter and the News of the World. Two of the biggest selling copies of modern fiction ending in the same week.

When I read the headline, 'News of The World is shut', I thought it was a typo.

That's very inconsiderate of Rupert Murdoch to close down the News of the World.
What's my cat supposed to shit on now?

Good to see News Of The World editor Rebekah Brooks following in the footsteps of Paul Scholes.
Hacking people due to the fact they're bitter and twisted about being a little ginger twat.

Journalists at Rupert Murdoch's daily tabloid have been consoled by the Australian media magnate over the closure of the News of the World.

He told them not to think of it as the death of a sister newspaper, but rather the birth of a new Sun.

Rebekah Brooks is leading the investigation into the News of the World phone hacking.
How about we get Ronald McDonald to look into childhood obesity?