Talking to a group of primary school teachers about geology, and how to
introduce it to the young. The inevitable discussion on dinosaurs...all
kids are fascinated about dinosaurs.
So I asked the teachers, if so many kids were interested in dinosaurs, why
weren't there more geologists...
The answer...most kids grow up !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops
Q: What made the dinosaur stop his car and get out ?
A: A flat Tire-an-a-saurus !
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the it hadn't get evolved into a bird
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
Q: Why are dinosaurs die out?
A: Because their eggs stink.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Julie: Why are you crying?
Sammy: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Julie: That's no reason to cry.
Sammy: Yes it is! No one would trade me!