George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously he goes to hell,  where the Devil is waiting for him.
'I'm not sure  what to  do,' says the Devil. 'You're on my list, but I have no  room for  you. As you  definitely have to stay here,  I'm going to have  to let  someone else go. I've got three  folks here who  weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one  of them go, but you  have to take their place. Since it's all a bit messed up I'll  even let you decide who's place you take.'
George thought  that sounded ok, so he agreed.
The  Devil  opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.He kept diving  in and climbing  out, over and over. Such was his  fate in hell.
'No!' said   George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and  don't  think I could stay in hot water all  day.'
The Devil led   him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, breaking rocks all day every day.
No! I've got  this problem with my shoulder. I  would be in constant agony if  all I could do was break rocks all  day.' commented  George.
The Devil  opened the third door.  In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying  on the floor with his arms  staked over his head, and his legs  staked in a  spread-eagle  pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,  doing what she does  best.
George Bush  looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally  said  'Yeah, I can handle  this.'
The Devil  smiled and said, 'OK, Monica, you're free to  go!'
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